motherjones:

This is not going to put to rest the whole Disney-rules-the-UK’s-nukes-through-its-control-of-the-Trilateral-Commission conspiracy theory that we just made up.

(Via)

Update: D’oh, our illustrious Nick Baumann just beat us to it. Are you following him on Tumblr? Do it.

Other update: Not a real thing, like our conspiracy theory. Observe the real Cinderella, thanks to a reader:

Que escandalo!